Being African is kinda funny.. no wait REALLY FUNNY. If your african and reading this i guess you can relate.
you know your african when:
- you hope there is still left over malt at the bar
- you call everyone older then you uncle or auntie even though you are no where near related
- you are scared of atleast one elder relative
- RESPECT to shake with right hand
- when your parents are on the phone, and talk so loud like the person on the other end can't hear them properly or something.
- you get calls at 2-4am in the morning from relative's in africa asking for nonsense thing's like money EHH WE JUST SENT U MONEY LAST WEEK
- you watch those nigerian and crappy filmed ghanian movies
- there is no need to go to the store when there is always FUFU,RICE etc
- A party starts at 6pm and you arrive at 9pm
- you meet new family members everyday
- you walk past a OLDER and they say " hi 'NAME' ", you say "hello" .. then you say "uh who's that"
- you were young and got threatened to be sent back home (africa)
- your parents pronounce Z as ZED
- Maggie is the main ingredient to your mothers cooking
- you get introuble for saying KWASIA or any other bad word, but your parents say it ALL THE TIME
YES YES ITS ALL TRUE ,, dam thats a pretty long list but its dosnt stop
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